There was a time when the name "Al Sharpton" stood for something, made grown men tremble and brought the fight to unjust communities. That Al was angry, fat and clad in jumpsuits of purple, green and blue-- A sight to behold! A warrior indeed! Now, alas, that Al seems to have all but vanished. The once mighty man of the people, man of justice, has had surgery, changed his eating habits and traded in his jumpsuits for for hideous ties and slacks. And what's worse? Our dear hero has left the battlefield for the comforts of a newsroom. He has left us behind. Al, I miss you, America misses you. We need our "Al Sharpton" back!