This petition is a vehicle for the aggrieved customers of BT Sport to air their upset with the rubbish commentary they are subjected to throughout each and every Premier League game.

Not only do we all find his voice to be monotonous, dull and lifeless, his insight into each game he analyses appears to be quite poor. He offers little more than a say-what-you-see analysis in between regaling bored punters of tales of his faded career.

Many users of the BT Sport service have taken to posting images of the 'mute' button of their remote controls on Twitter, accompanying the image with the caption "Michael Owen". This says it all, BT Sport. SORT IT OUT.