Dear Yassin,

I hope this letter finds you in great spirits and even greater font sizes. As your loyal friends, we have always admired your boldness—quite literally, in this case. Your choice of font settings has been a topic of deep conversation among us, mostly because we’re now booking eye doctor appointments faster than you change your wallpapers.

We commend your creativity. Truly, the combination of microscopic italics and neon hieroglyphs is nothing short of revolutionary. Who needs readability when we can squint and guess? It’s like a fun game of “What did Yassin say?” every single day. But alas, our eyesight isn’t what it used to be, and we’d rather not walk around with magnifying glasses just to read, “Are you free tonight?”

As your devoted companions, we humbly ask: could you please dial it down a notch? Perhaps something in the realm of human vision-compatible fonts? We promise we’ll still recognize your unique flair even without the eye-searing special effects.

Looking forward to seeing (literally) what you’ll say next,
Your ever-loyal (and nearly blind) friends