Jeff's house has been a haven for all of us for so very long. We all need to go together to have a party at Jeff's house and will not rest until we do! We might watch a movie before the party (Batman V Superman in this case). After the party, we would all go down and chill in the pool on the seventh floor. Please Jeff. Don't do this. Don't deny your destiny and true justice to your homies. Whoever signs this petition is worthy of going to your house and should be allowed. Don't deny it.
Fine... I have to admit you put a lot of work into this and you really thought it out. Alright, you can come to my house on one condition- you bring me McDonalds on the way. You know I can't live without some of that spicy chicken! Yum!