This is another day of solemn decision in Pork’s history and of memorable events destined to give a new course to the history of meat.

The powers of the pork pact, glorious Pork and insurmountable Bacon, ever closely linked, participate from today on the side of heroic Ham against the evil forces of beef, chicken, duck, turkey, and otherwise!

The Pork Pact becomes a meaty alliance which draws around itself 250,000,000 pork men determined to do all in order to win.

Neither the Pork nor Ham wanted an extension of the conflict.

One man, one man only, a real tyrannical beefocrat, through a series of infinite provocations, betraying with a supreme fraud the population of his country, wanted the war and had prepared for it day by day with diabolical obstinacy.

The formidable blows that on the immense Pork expanse have been already inflicted on Vegetarian forces show how prepared are the soldiers of the Empire of the Rising Ham.

I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight with them, those brave Hammy soldiers.

Today, the Pork Pact, with the plenitude of its forces and its moral and material resources, is a formidable instrument for the Pork and a certainty for victory.

Tomorrow, the Pork Pact will become an instrument of just peace between the Pork peoples.

Pork! Once more arise and be worthy of this historical hour!

We shall win.