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Use government technology to increase David Enriquez’s height by 8 inches
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Use government technology to increase David Enriquez’s height by 8 inches

Closed — 11 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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erica s.
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Bob
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Someone
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Someone
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Ethan
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Someone
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Someone
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Thomas T.
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Maggie
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cArLye
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Started by Dick hertz 7 years, 1 month ago
0 Updates 7 Comments
This man is too small but too swole to be living at his current state, any type of secret technology that will enhance his impairment must be used in order for him to live a healthy life.

7 Comments

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Sarah Marquez
7 years ago Featured

honestly just give him the legs he deserves it looks so uncomfortable when he walks

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Mike Reed
7 years ago Featured

bruh he looks like a human bowling ball. fix this dude immediately.

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erica spahr
7 years ago

make it 10

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Ethan
7 years ago

This midget is too short to get laid

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Anonymous
7 years ago

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Thomas Thai
7 years ago

nah bro just keep that kid short

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cArLye
7 years ago

this is not a want ... it’s a need

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