Karma Bubble bar- me arse
For far too long we, the honest, free people of Ireland have alllowed the British & the French to push their smelly culture upon us. But this paddy wont just roll over and bath in seaweed extract, oh no. No more Lush. I put this petition to thee, people of the pale, Revolt! No more Boogie pressed eyeshadow, mango scented bath soap & certainly no more Karma bubble bars... People it is time, the Lush soap store on Grafton st. just smells too damn much like soap for this lonely cowboy. So don't just sit at home wondering when the next bathing-aid store is going to pop up in YOUR neighbourhood, we must act now or heaven fobid. . . (gasp) they may turn profit. Go with your heart & sign the petition. thank you.