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Twitter should STOP allowing us to be subjected to TrueTwit validation

40 Comments

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Mo Lester
10 years ago

She's married to the Muffin Man?

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Tess Tickell
10 years ago

I can't believe it!! Right here where we live! Right here in St. Louis!

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Hemmer Roid
10 years ago

What did you expect,? An exploding pen?

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Ivan Yakinoff
10 years ago

The goggles. They do nothing.

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Seymour Butz
10 years ago

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

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Ivan Oder
10 years ago

A boy's best friend is his mother!!

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Ellie Vator
10 years ago

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

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Mike Easter
10 years ago

Oatmeal makes me fart.

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Jesus Christ
10 years ago

TrueTwit makes me fart.

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Jack Kanoff
10 years ago

It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

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Rubbin Tugg
10 years ago

Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy.

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Bud Lyte
10 years ago

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: "A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish."

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Jenny Talia
10 years ago

Všechny vaše základna jsou patřit k nám. Odpor je marný. Budete asimilováni . TrueTwit je cesta do budoucnosti !!

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Artie Choak
10 years ago

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!!

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Ima Weewanker
10 years ago

That won't work in the long run. Norway has trolls, so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is.

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Wayne King
10 years ago

I'm the bear, I'm the bear, with brown fuzzy hair!!!

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Frieda Livery
10 years ago

Wait till the girls get a load of this. Honest to goodness, it's the absolute ultimate!!!!

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Yuri Nator
10 years ago

My secret is I always use fresh tomatoes, never canned. And to give it that extra zip, I mix a little Spam with the ground beef.

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Hugh Jass
10 years ago

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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Dude Von Dudenstein · petition starter
10 years ago Featured

I've never created a petition before, but the smug, arrogant, spammers at TrueTwit have inspired me to become an online activist. Please join me as we fight to make Twitter better, by getting rid of TrueTwit forever!