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Trump to make Santa Claus secretary of Defense and/or dept of Transport

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If Donald Trump truly wants to make America great again, we the undersigned can see no better candidate for the position of Secretary of Defense than Santa Claus. When it comes to knowing who has been naughty and who has been nice, there can be nobody better equipped to provide really great military intelligence.

But it doesn't stop there - Santa Claus is a man of many talents, and he should also be considered for a role in the Department of Transportation. With Santa in charge, tardiness will become a thing of the past, and America will be great on time, all the time.

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