B Baz Tan 8 years ago Featured Trev brought a bag of frozen sausages to the last gig and tried to cook em on the radiator. Absolute melt get him gone.
C Calvin Buxton 8 years ago Featured My dads that tight he’s had double glazing fitted so I can’t hear the ice cream man.
M Mark pollard 8 years ago Featured Trev elbow dropped me in my fanny once over a copper boiler so my Mum Sheila got him in a Phil nelson
C Calvin Buxton 8 years ago Featured Anyone would of thought I bought my house of a plasterer not an electrician with the state of these electrics
C Craig mayo woodward 8 years ago Featured I want Alan. Calvin. Ben. Tom and Ash out. There trying to ruin my big day. I want this to be a sophisticated adult affair. Not a bloody kids party
J Jean foster 8 years ago Featured I had to take our b to the doctors with the crabs. There was that many the doctor started talking like David Attenborough
Trev brought a bag of frozen sausages to the last gig and tried to cook em on the radiator. Absolute melt get him gone.
Franny talks and franny says out
Anyone seen my foreskin
Pob flick nob
Pob flick nob
all Thus because trev was feeling a bit downs
My dads that tight he’s had double glazing fitted so I can’t hear the ice cream man.
Trev elbow dropped me in my fanny once over a copper boiler so my Mum Sheila got him in a Phil nelson
Let’s just go a strip club lads
Far to much friction between us
Fingered my anal canal
It’s been that cold lately our trevs even put his hands in his pocket
Anyone would of thought I bought my house of a plasterer not an electrician with the state of these electrics
I want Alan. Calvin. Ben. Tom and Ash out. There trying to ruin my big day. I want this to be a sophisticated adult affair. Not a bloody kids party
I had to take our b to the doctors with the crabs. There was that many the doctor started talking like David Attenborough
Sod calv. Has anyone got 5p for the bus?
Bumbaclarrt!!!!! Times 3
Bumbaclarrt!!!!!
Bastard!!!!
I'm in shock. It's terrible