We, the undersigned, believe it to be of paramount importance to have Dan Smith's "Trampoline Training" curriculum incorporated into the public education system. Every year, hundreds of Americans are injured in trampoline accidents; accidents that could easily be avoided, were there only more education on the subject. We believe the total lack of trampoline training in public schools to be an affront to the American dream, and implore the American government to address this injustice.