Wherein hugs are good and people should diversify their hugs, we should trade hugs.

(This was originally a petition saying professional soccer goalkeeper Ashlyn Harris should be traded by her then-team, the Washington Spirit. It was a parody of another petition (as well as a comment on the use of online petitions) in at context is gone, and at least one person is taking the petition seriously. To avoid confusion, I've replaced my trade demand for a demand for hugs. I think we can all agree that hugs are no joke.)