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Janice
6 years ago
Oh. My. God.
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Joey Tribbiani
6 years ago
This is all a moo point
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Ross Geller
6 years ago
It tastes like feet!
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Joey Tribbiani
6 years ago
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD
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Ross Geller
6 years ago
We were on a break!
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Phoebe Buffay
6 years ago
I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To
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Phoebe Buffay
6 years ago
They Don't Know That We Know They Know We Know
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Captain Holt
6 years ago
How dare you, Detective Diaz. I am your superior officer! [shouting, five minutes later] Bone! [sternly, ten minutes later] What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business. [shouting, twenty-one minutes later] Bone?! [calmly, forty minutes later] Don't ever speak to me like that again.
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Gina Linetti
6 years ago
The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it
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Rosa Diaz
6 years ago
Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell
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Captain Holt
6 years ago
Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades
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Gina Linetti
6 years ago
Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window
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Gina Linetti
6 years ago
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The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face
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Jake Peralta
6 years ago
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt
Me too
I totally support this
If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows please give me money so I can buy a computer
Oh. My. God.
This is all a moo point
It tastes like feet!
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD
We were on a break!
I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To
They Don't Know That We Know They Know We Know
How dare you, Detective Diaz. I am your superior officer! [shouting, five minutes later] Bone! [sternly, ten minutes later] What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business. [shouting, twenty-one minutes later] Bone?! [calmly, forty minutes later] Don't ever speak to me like that again.
The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it
Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell
Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades
Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window
The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt
If I die, turn my tweets into a book.
Human Form of the 100 emoji
Why so serious?