John Vehr's obvious lack of baseball knowledge is having a negative influence on the Cincinnati Reds. By announcing/talking about Bronson Arroyo's possible Perfect Game he thus ruined said Perfect Game. Ergo, John should be banned from GABP for the remainder of the 2013 season. John will be allowed to watch the Reds on TV, however this is a probationary period. Any further occurrences will result in the smashing of all of his TVs and an additional year of banishment from GABP. Please join me in helping this petition get our 100 signatures.

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