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The Beef is still pretending this name is too much but the sheer accuracy of it makes their argument impossible to win. We are gathering momentum for the most honest dog name in history and I will not rest until this puppy is officially branded.
January 17, 2019
The sheer volume of support for this name is honestly overwhelming. It is clear that we are all united in this vision for our new furry friend.
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"Butthole! Come to mama." Am I the only one that always have dreamed of Beefdawg to say these words? Didn't think so. Help us all get what we have always wanted. Sign this petition. Not for you, not for me, but for all of us.
Butthole has been used towards me as a derogatory term my entire life. I think naming this dog Butthole will be the first step to changing this words meaning to one of endearment. Thank you so much. Butthole will be my hero.
Cheers to all of you and Butthole, hope all your dreams come true
“Wow, Butthole’s hair sheds everywhere”
Brayden Loertscher
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Probably the only one I’ll let besides my own
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Updates
January 17, 2019
The Beef is still pretending this name is too much but the sheer accuracy of it makes their argument impossible to win. We are gathering momentum for the most honest dog name in history and I will not rest until this puppy is officially branded.
January 17, 2019
The sheer volume of support for this name is honestly overwhelming. It is clear that we are all united in this vision for our new furry friend.
17 Comments
I feel the need for this petition due to the lacking creativity in dog names. butthole is perfect for the beef
"Butthole! Come to mama." Am I the only one that always have dreamed of Beefdawg to say these words? Didn't think so. Help us all get what we have always wanted. Sign this petition. Not for you, not for me, but for all of us.
Butthole has been used towards me as a derogatory term my entire life. I think naming this dog Butthole will be the first step to changing this words meaning to one of endearment. Thank you so much. Butthole will be my hero.
Cheers to all of you and Butthole, hope all your dreams come true
“Wow, Butthole’s hair sheds everywhere”
Brayden Loertscher
Nice
Probably the only one I’ll let besides my own
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I feel the need for this petition due to the lacking creativity in dog names. butthole is perfect for the beef