Here lies this petition, and why not?

This is a clever (or stupid) attempt to get Spinal Tap to reunite (with a new drummer, of course) just long enough for a full length feature film sequel (or prequel) to "This is Spinal Tap", to coincide with their 35th anniversary in 2019.

Suggested movie title: "Spinal Tap: All Tapped Out"

Director Marty DiBergi has officially gone on record saying he won't make another Spinal Tap film. He's a meat head. Let's send him and the group a very loud message (that goes to 11 ) that their throngs of fans all around the world demand and deserve a new Spinal Tap film.

Let's also collectively ask St. Hubbins to answer our prayer.

This petition will spontaneously combust in 2 years.