The Goal

To lobby the Laws of Nature (and perhaps a few high-level biologists) to implement a Bi-Monthly Alternating Menstrual Cycle.

The Manifesto

For too long, the burden of uterine shedding has been a one-sided affair. We talk about "splitting the bill" and "sharing household chores," but when it comes to the biological heavy lifting, the division of labor is frankly appalling.

True equality isn't just about rights; it’s about shared menstruation(suffering). We believe the current system is outdated and inefficient.

Our Proposal:

• The 50/50 Split: Women handle the odd months (January, March, etc.), and men take the even months.
• The "Sympathy" Clause: No more "I can’t imagine what that feels like." Now, Dave from accounting will know exactly why the office chair feels like a bed of nails.
• The "Sneezing" Clause: Men must finally experience the terrifying sensation of a "Bio-Glitch" every time they sneeze or laugh too hard.
• Economic Stimulus: Doubling the market for heating pads, chocolate, and mid-range sweatpants.

Because "I’m tired" hits differently when you aren't also dealing with a localized internal mutiny. It’s time to pass the ibuprofen and share the cramp. Let’s make menstruation a team sport.