Hello id like to unleash upon the world "The Crash" however in order to summon this super mega fucktastic ultra supreme mega dance of awsomeness we need signatures! unfortunetly in order for us to do so we must get 2,000 signatures..... :( but trust me when i say u have never an will never witness something this amazing in your life time this dance will make it rain in the desert, it will be so hot u can burn down a whole city block by messing up one step!!!!!!!!!! fellas gonna be doing the crash for hundreds of years! ladies be wanting to have babies with ya after watching u do this dance!!!! So please for the world for every future generation who needs "the crash" SIGN THIS PETITION with 2,000 signatures we can finnaly get what we all been missing. DONT LOOK LIKE A FOOL AT YA NEXT DANCE SIGN AN DO THE CRASH AN BE :THE LIFE OF THE PARTY".