Tim Burton is back with another re-telling of a Disney classic. Maleficent, the long-awaited retelling of Sleeping Beauty's magically gifted nemesis. The movie is billed as "the untold story of Disney's most beloved villain," one that dives into "the events that hardened her heart and drove her to curse the baby, Aurora." The only hitch? TIM BURTON IS DIRECTING. After witnessing the destruction of Alice and Dark Shadows I have finally decided that it is time to take action, may Tim Burton never hurt another beautiful thing again (except for Helena's lady parts). With this petition I hope to raise awareness of the damage Tim Burton has caused to the hearts and hopes of millions of movie-goers and, potentially, make sure he can do evil no more.

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