The female population of the Sadie’s Dance Group (henceforth referred to as the SDG) has taken part in a blatant and disgusting violation of the rights, both constitutional and natural, of the male population found within SDG.

The aforementioned females have, by means of passive-aggressive ignorance, threats, and outright dismissal, deprived the SDG males of their ability to engage democratically and cast their vote for their restaurant of choice.

We, the males of SDG, will not tolerate such injustice any longer. Our voice deserves to be heard and our opinion respected. We demand the tyrannical females to share their Google Form with us, allowing us to engage in the democratic activities our founding fathers fought and died to secure all those years ago.