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Let's bring back Brennen's mustache! #savethestache
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December 11, 2015
I have finalized the formal proposal regarding the return of the facial hair and am currently coordinating a time to present these signatures to Brennen directly. The current aim is to secure a definitive commitment regarding a future grooming transition.
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that mustache is so on point you look like an Irish Tom Select. Bring the porn stach back brother.
The ginger mustache is set to be extinct in the near future. Don't miss this opportunity
The right of every American to gaze in awe of Brennen's stache is anassailable. It needs to return.
Brennen, as a fellow moustache connosieur, I know that you know this is the right thing to do.
A fully formed and functional 'stache is not only a mark of distinction, but confidence. His DJing and producing skills were seriously on point during this time period, IMO.
Bring back the stashhh
It's sexy
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Let's bring back Brennen's mustache! #savethestache
Updates
December 11, 2015
I have finalized the formal proposal regarding the return of the facial hair and am currently coordinating a time to present these signatures to Brennen directly. The current aim is to secure a definitive commitment regarding a future grooming transition.
57 Comments
Brennen's moustache absorbed enough carbon to offset 4 people's gas emissions after Taco Tuesday. Given the current global climate catastrophe, it would be reckless and immoral to leave such a resource unutilized.
that mustache is so on point you look like an Irish Tom Select. Bring the porn stach back brother.
The ginger mustache is set to be extinct in the near future. Don't miss this opportunity
The right of every American to gaze in awe of Brennen's stache is anassailable. It needs to return.
Brennen, as a fellow moustache connosieur, I know that you know this is the right thing to do.
A fully formed and functional 'stache is not only a mark of distinction, but confidence. His DJing and producing skills were seriously on point during this time period, IMO.
Bring back the stashhh
It's sexy
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Brennen's moustache absorbed enough carbon to offset 4 people's gas emissions after Taco Tuesday. Given the current global climate catastrophe, it would be reckless and immoral to leave such a resource unutilized.