The PT Cruiser has existed for far too long. Ever since it's spawning in 2001, this subcompact has plagued the roads of our proud nation. However, we have a plan. With a target range of 1,000,000 signatures, my colleagues and myself will propose the National PT Cruiser Removal Act of 2013, recalling all PT Cruisers from American families, scrapping them for parts. The collected byproducts will be distributed to third-world countries for usage as building materials. The American families that have their PT Cruisers recalled will be compensated with stock in Block-Buster. It's a win-win situation for everyone involved.

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