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ToonBoyDan
12 years ago Featured

Arnold begins writing his essay, and finishes it up eventually, and Grandpa Phil comes in his bedroom. Grandpa Phil: “Alright, Arnold, time for bed.” Arnold: “Alright, Grandpa, I will get ready for bed.” Grandpa Phil: “What ya writing there, short man?” Arnold: “Oh, just an essay.” Grandpa Phil: “About San Lorenzo to find your parents?” Arnold: “Grandpa, please.” Grandpa Phil: “Well, Arnold, what else do you need to go to San Lorenzo for? it’s full of crocodiles, insects and maybe that thieving pirate villain, La Sombra.”

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Anonymous
12 years ago

Scene 2: Back home at the Sunset Arms boarding house Arnold stops by a news stand and buys a journal, a note book and a pen, and just as he reaches the Sunset Arms Boarding House, and he rushes inside and goes upstairs to his bedroom. Grandpa Phil: “Whoa, hold it there short man, what’s the rush about?” Arnold: “Essay……must….win!” Arnold sits right down at his desk…….. Arnold: “There's plenty of time for that.”

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Daniel Van Ness
12 years ago

Later that afternoon……. [PS 118 School Bell Ringing] Mr. Simmons: “Class, I know we're looking excited about going back home, but I do have something to inform you too." [All 5th Grade Students Groaning Unhappily] Mr. Simmons: “Students, PS 118 has entered to take part of 'The Student World Travelling' essay contest, and whoever has the best essay of the entire country wins a free trip to a country of their choice and study there, and when you come back with a full report, you'll get a medal for your skills." Mr. Simmons: "Now, class, I bid you a real good afternoon." All of the 5th grade students walk outta the entire classroom……. Sid: “Hey, Arnold, guess what? we’re going to the arcade, the new Duty Call game just came in this year, and we’re gonna be next in line for it.” Arnold: “No, sorry, you guys, I have an essay to write, but thanks for the invite anyway.” Sid: “Man, 1st Dino Land, and now no Duty Call.” Gerald: “He’s gonna enter the contest, Sid, he can’t play and write at the exact same time.”

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Anonymous
12 years ago

Mr. Simmons wipes away his tear drops…….. Mr. Simmons: “Arnold, that was very beautiful and emotional at the same time, you sure have lucky parents and smart 1s too, I do hope you’ll find them no matter what happens." Mr. Simmons: “Alright, that's all done for today, now let's get our English books out.” Everybody else gets out their English books……… Arnold goes back to his seat, and Helga crouches down and looks at her locket with Arnold’s photograph in it. Helga: “Oh, Arnold, my true love, my treasure, so loyal, so brave, always looking on the good side of things……how I really love you…….and maybe…….maybe some other day, I will confess my true love for you right in front of our close friends and close families no matter what happens, I want a lot of true love…….Oh, Arnold.” [Helga Sighs Dreamily] Brainy: [Breathing Light And Heavy Again] Helga smacks Brainy on the head with a paddle-ball……

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ToonBoyDan
12 years ago

Meanwhile back in Mr. Simmons’ 5th grade class……… Lila: “And so on our final night, we all camped out and had a good look at the stars in the sky, at our old peaceful farm yard." [Students Clapping And Applauding] Mr. Simmons: “Thank you, Lila, for that beautiful story you told us.” Mr. Simmons: “Well, it looks like we have just 1 more student to go, and that’s...Arnold." Arnold walks up to the front of the entire class…….. Mr. Simmons: “Now, Arnold, what did you do during your summer vacation?" Arnold: “Well, yesterday night, my grandpa read me those journal entries written by…. my dad.” Arnold: “Many years ago, when I was 1-year-old, my parents, Miles and Stella, were sent to San Lorenzo to help cure a sleeping illness for this lost race called, 'The Green Eyes', they're a legendary group of people like the Mayans, but was never seen to the public in 1000 years." Arnold: “Anyway, they left me, my grandma, my grandpa and Hillwood…….and... they never came back…….but last night, I found this journal that contains some stuff that my mom and dad went through and I found this..." Arnold flips through the pages and finds the same old map…….. Arnold: “I believe this was drawn during their time when I was born, and I’m hoping that I get the cash to go see my parents 1 day, thanks, guys.” [All Students Cheering And Applauding]

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Anonymous
12 years ago Featured

Meanwhile at recess……. Arnold is reading his parents’ journal, and he’s looking at the map and sees the places that might lead to San Lorenzo, and Gerald comes over to him. Gerald: “Hey, Arnold, you wanna play catch with all of us?” Arnold: “No, sorry, Gerald, I’m really busy looking at this map.” Gerald: “A map?” Arnold: “Shh…..I wanna keep it as a secret surprise for everybody else in class.” Gerald: “Oh, alright...a map?” Arnold: “Yes, Gerald, this must be the map my parents took on their last trip to the jungle, I must find them and tell what really happened to them.”

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Daniel Van Ness
12 years ago

Mr. Simmons: “Good morning, class.” Most 5th grade students: [Groaning And Moaning] Mr. Simmons: “Now I know that you were expecting a new teacher this year, but due to last minute work, they have decided to offer me the job, so did everybody have a great extended summer vacation? I know I have.” Mr. Simmons: “Maybe right after recess, we'll speak all about the things we did during our summer vacation, won't that be fun and exciting?” Most 5th Grade Students: [Sniffing Silently] Mr. Simmons: “Alright, now let’s get out our math books.” Everybody else gets out their math books.

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Anonymous
12 years ago

Scene 1: PS 118 School Arnold walks up to meet with his close friends….. Arnold: “Hey, you guys, how’s it going?” Eugene: “Arnold, how come you never came with us yesterday to Dino Land?” Arnold: “Well, yesterday was the day of the anniversary of the day my parents left me to go to San Lorenzo when I was 1-year-old….and never came back, so that’s why I didn’t go ‘cause I was very depressed.” The other young kids look at Arnold depressingly…….. Sheena: “Oh, Arnold, we never knew that, we’re terribly sorry that we laughed at you.” Arnold: “Thanks, Sheena.” Cut to Helga in the school hallway…………. Helga: “Oh, Arnold, my lovable football headed hero, you were very depressed for not having parents there to be with you, but you found a journal with a map that hopefully will lead to your parents in San Lorenzo, I do hope we find your parents and you can live cheerfully ever after.” Brainy: [Breathing Light And Heavy] “Uh……hi…….” Helga whacks Brainy on the head with her agenda. Meanwhile….. Principal Wartz: “Good morning, students, welcome to your 1st day of 5th grade, just 1 more grade to pass, then it’s off to Hillwood High School for you kids.” Principal Wartz: “So, anyway, just as you might know, Mr. Packenham has left P.S 118 to a new teaching job at P.S 119, and so let me be the 1st to welcome your new teacher.”

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ToonBoyDan
12 years ago

Prologue: Discovering the map 26-Year-Old Arnold: [Narrating] It was night time in my childhood home of Hillwood, which is now a historical landmark because of the 'Tomato Incident'. Luckily, the neighborhood is safe instead of being a futuristic mall by Scheck's FTI Corporation. But 1 thing that’s been troubling me is that I saved the neighborhood, the city that my grandpa grew up in, the city that my dad was raised and the city where I was raised in. And my parents weren't there to see it. Grandpa read me all of the stories in my dad's journal about the real adventures of him and my mom's adventures in San Lorenzo. I was then surprised that he didn't find this..........A MAP! Arnold: “A MAP!” Arnold: “It must be the last route my parents took on their last trip to the jungle.” Arnold: “Grandma, Grandpa, you have to see this, I found a map!" Arnold runs right into the Sunset Arms Boarding House looking very excited. Nickelodeon Movies presents……. In association with Paramount Pictures……. Grandpa Phil comes downstairs in his pajamas……. Grandpa Phil: “Oh, Arnold, what’s with the hubbub?” Arnold: “Grandpa, look what I found!” Arnold shows Grandma Gertrude and Grandpa Phil the map that his dad, Miles had drawn. Grandpa Phil: “Holy guacamole, it really is!” Grandma Gertrude: “This could really be the answer.” Grandpa Phil: [Sighs Depressingly] “I’m terribly sorry, Arnold, your parents... well they have been lost for so many years, and maybe something terrible happened to them and well.....we don’t have the cash.” Arnold: “I got this and I’m not gonna give up, with this map, I can try and find a new way, it might take me a couple of years, but who knows?” Grandpa Phil: “Well, anyway, goodnight, Arnold, your 1st day of 5th grade is getting closer, so get some shut eye.” Arnold: “I will, goodnight, grandma, goodnight grandpa.” Grandma Gertrude and Grandpa Phil: “Goodni

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Anonymous
12 years ago

Here's the 1st part of the script for the film.

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Daniel Van Ness
12 years ago

We all want 'Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie', please!