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Petition to name Taffy's Child!
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Petition to name Taffy's Child!

Closed — 83 supporters Verified

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Started by Anonymous 13 years ago
1 Update 6 Comments
The name Malcolm. Awesome isn't it? Captain Malcolm, the new son of Taffy, riding his trusty steed the Firefly upon the landscape of Richmond Virginia. Slaying enemies and stealing the hearts of women and men around the world. However, Captain Malcolm has an adversary. Taffy's wife. She doesn't like the name Malcolm, and we need to fix this. So sign the petition to show Mrs.Taffy that Malcolm must raise to the top! -Woofless

Updates

September 24, 2013

The momentum for Captain Malcolm is truly unstoppable now. Mrs. Taffy has no choice but to listen to us.

6 Comments

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Mike Schneider
12 years ago Featured

Captain Malcolm sounds like a total boss. The wife needs to hear reason here.

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Tom Fox
12 years ago Featured

Firefly ref? hell yeah. Malcolm is the only way to go.

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Gary Webster
12 years ago Featured

just name him malcolm and be done with it. way better than whatever she has in mind probably.

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Sarah Hale
12 years ago Featured

MALCOLM IS THE BEST CHOICE. PERIOD.

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Dave Atkinson
12 years ago Featured

Malcolm is a legendary name. Tell her to quit being difficult and just go with it.

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Jen Abadi
12 years ago Featured

aww that is super cute. poor baby needs a cool name like that.

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