Russell Brand recently stated that he 'has a good mind to go to Syria' We, the undersigned support his decision and think its a bloody good idea and we would suggest that if you feel unsafe travelling alone that you might consider taking George Galloway with you. We would also like to make it clear that if it is a problem with finances (as by now we feel sure you would have donated your vast fortune to charity) we are happy to make all necessary financial arrangement's for your safe arrival in Syria although we cannot promise we can stretch to a return ticket!

We would like to wish you 'bon voyage' and we look forard to seeing your new career flourish on Syrian State TV.