I've been poisoned! Someone has been putting small amounts of VIRIDIUM-6 in my beer. A killer who can't show his face--has no honor.
F
Frischman
4 years ago
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
S
SAD
4 years ago
I told my boss even a man with LIMITED INTELLIGENCE such as himself can agree I deserve a raise. Today I get my first unemployment check ☹️
W
WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago
I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL, and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
J
John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!☹️
J
John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new wife is still cruel and insulting. I had a stroke and can't use my left arm, she said she's going to buy me a GIMP MOBILE!
R
Reginod McFaggot
4 years ago
I made an ass of myself. I went to a gun shop and asked for a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 400 watt range. The owner couldn't stop laughing.
R
Rex Schmidt
4 years ago
I have a fetish for tiny D-I-C-K men!
D
Durwood Sphinx
4 years ago
EVERYONE! Mr. Rice fired me from Lucky Boy restaurant! Since this is farewell, let me say, I use to put my BALLS into people's food before serving it to them! TA-TA!
R
Rex Schmidt
4 years ago
I'm a whiney little C-O-C-K SUCKER on the classic nickelodeon ipetition. No one is sucking on my C-O-C-K!
G
German Chancellor from 1938
4 years ago
SEIG-HEIL!
SEIG-HEIL!
M
Mr Nice
4 years ago
OY! Ken Siegel! You should come over to my house and have some fun. You need some porn? I got some sexy DONKEY PORNO magazines! You'll love them!
B
Billie
4 years ago
Nina is really spazzing out today! She's taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she shaved all her hair off. See where the tulips were? I don't know why she took her scissors to them.
N
Nina
4 years ago
Billie says I make our daughter go against him, but I don't. Then I screamed which is all I can do, cause I can't hit him, I can't fight. He threw food on the ground--it was a bad fight!☹️
B
Billie
4 years ago
Nina, called me several times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. she said she was going to F my mother!
T
TODD TONY
4 years ago
I was a security officer, but I just stood there and let myself get shot! My days as a security officer--are over ☹️
K
Ken Siegel
4 years ago
We need more available housing for our seniors!
S
SAD
4 years ago
I got caught printing DONKEY PORN magazines again. My lawyer negotiated my surrender to the FBI ☹️
S
Seymour
4 years ago
Aunt Debbie says she's wearing her new panty just for sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie got bl*nkey ready on her blue school chair and pulled her pants down. Aunt Debbie is wearing her new light brown lace leopard thong! Bl*nkey is twitching seeing her butt in sexy underwear. Aunt Debbie's sat down and wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey. Bl*nkey is being sat on by aunt debbie's butt in sexy underwear. Bl*nkey can't resist.
M
Mr Nice
5 years ago
What is this chicken scratch language being written. Go back to your countries, FILTHY MUUSLIMS!
I've been poisoned! Someone has been putting small amounts of VIRIDIUM-6 in my beer. A killer who can't show his face--has no honor.
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
I told my boss even a man with LIMITED INTELLIGENCE such as himself can agree I deserve a raise. Today I get my first unemployment check ☹️
I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL, and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!☹️
My new wife is still cruel and insulting. I had a stroke and can't use my left arm, she said she's going to buy me a GIMP MOBILE!
I made an ass of myself. I went to a gun shop and asked for a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 400 watt range. The owner couldn't stop laughing.
I have a fetish for tiny D-I-C-K men!
EVERYONE! Mr. Rice fired me from Lucky Boy restaurant! Since this is farewell, let me say, I use to put my BALLS into people's food before serving it to them! TA-TA!
I'm a whiney little C-O-C-K SUCKER on the classic nickelodeon ipetition. No one is sucking on my C-O-C-K!
SEIG-HEIL! SEIG-HEIL!
OY! Ken Siegel! You should come over to my house and have some fun. You need some porn? I got some sexy DONKEY PORNO magazines! You'll love them!
Nina is really spazzing out today! She's taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she shaved all her hair off. See where the tulips were? I don't know why she took her scissors to them.
Billie says I make our daughter go against him, but I don't. Then I screamed which is all I can do, cause I can't hit him, I can't fight. He threw food on the ground--it was a bad fight!☹️
Nina, called me several times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. she said she was going to F my mother!
I was a security officer, but I just stood there and let myself get shot! My days as a security officer--are over ☹️
We need more available housing for our seniors!
I got caught printing DONKEY PORN magazines again. My lawyer negotiated my surrender to the FBI ☹️
Aunt Debbie says she's wearing her new panty just for sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie got bl*nkey ready on her blue school chair and pulled her pants down. Aunt Debbie is wearing her new light brown lace leopard thong! Bl*nkey is twitching seeing her butt in sexy underwear. Aunt Debbie's sat down and wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey. Bl*nkey is being sat on by aunt debbie's butt in sexy underwear. Bl*nkey can't resist.
What is this chicken scratch language being written. Go back to your countries, FILTHY MUUSLIMS!