Student Safety during the Snow - Valhalla High School

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What is school? Well no one really cares....that’s why this snow day matters the most! We Are still Kids so we need to get out there play in the snow build a snowman why not! Watch frozen! Let them enjoy a 4 day weekend to regenerate from a long day of hard work! Come on you know you want the day off too!

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Luke dies in Star Wars.

people like me died for days off

[Verse 1] Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you The ink flows down into a dark puddle Just move your hand - write the way into his heart! But in this world of infinite choices What will it take just to find that special day? What will it take just to find that special day? [Verse 2] Have I found everybody a fun assignment to do today? When you're here, everything that we do is fun for them anyway When I can't even read my own feelings What good are words when a smile says it all? And if this world won't write me an ending What will it take just for me to have it all? [Verse 3] Does my pen only write bitter words for those who are dear to me? Is it love if I take you, or is it love if I set you free? The ink flows down into a dark puddle How can I write love into reality? If I can't hear the sound of your heartbeat What do you call love in your reality? And in your reality, if I don't know how to love you I'll leave you be

Who needs school?!

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No no no school I want to poke my slime all day at HOME and I can't bring it to school bc MRS. WOODARD WILL TAKE IT AWAY AGAIN!

Because

I’m gonna bleach my a hole

Squidward: [enters his bedroom in nightgown, with book, and cup of tea] Ahh, finally, the weekend is here. And this isn't just any old weekend. [gestures to "Dance Quarterly" calendar on wall] This is the weekend that SpongeBob and Patrick go camping. Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back? [thought bubble appears over Squidward] SpongeBob: [in Squidward's thoughts, walking along with Patrick, both have camping gear strapped to their backs] Patrick, I'm scared! [thought bubble disappears] Squidward: Ho-ho, that would be great! [jumps into bed] You've waited a long time for this! A soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no... [laughs just like SpongeBob and imitates his goofy, big-eyed face] [hears SpongeBob's real laugh outside] What the...? [goes outside to find SpongeBob and Patrick in a tent, complete with sleeping bags and books, the two are laughing] SpongeBob! Aren't you two supposed to be camping? SpongeBob: We are camping. Squidward: SpongeBob, it's not camping if you're ten feet from your house. [camera zooms out to show tent's location] SpongeBob: Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors. While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books, we're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature. You wanna join us? Squidward: No. SpongeBob: Okay. Have fun inside. [Squidward leaves; SpongeBob and Patrick pull their book back out, along with a flashlight, and begin to read and giggle] Squidward: [pops back into tent, glaring] What do you mean, "have fun inside"? SpongeBob: Just... have fun inside! See you tomorrow. Squidward: Oh. Bye. [exits; SpongeBob and Patrick resume reading; Squidward enters tent again and gasps] You little sneak! I see what you're doing! SpongeBob: What? Squidward: Don't think I can't see what you're doing! SpongeBob: What? Squidward: You're saying I can't take it! SpongeBob: But all I... Squidward: [holds up tenta

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready....start! Ding.

School's a dub

Don't make me crash and die a second time.

Got my helmet on my head Figure out what that zombie said (wut) Lava all over the room Gotta' half heart left, man, I am doomed Don't have any iron bars Pick just broke into some shards Scary noise what should I do (Don't mine at night) Go left or right I'll have to choose Visions of last time, flash inside my mind I'm scared, OH WELL And I'm pretty sure, there's a big creeper Right there!) (Don't mine at night) I know your lookin' at that cave And your feelin' kinda' brave. Go to bed you'll be alright (Don't mine at night) There's nothing that is gonna' change If you just wait until the day Zombie wanna' eat your brains (Don't mine at night) I know it's me your gonna' thank Make a bed it's not too late 3 wool and 3 wooden planks (Don't mine at night) How many times I have to say Drop the pick and walk away-a Woah Don't mine at night (don't mine at night) Don't mine at night (don't mine at night) Stomach's all tied up in knots This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost This is really gettin' old Found like 2 pieces of coal Down one way there's just stone Monsters won't leave me alone Down another there's some lava And of course I get, PWND Remember last time I tried to mine at night I failed, so bad I lost all my stuff It was really tough That's it (RAGE QUIT!) (Don't mine at night) I know your lookin' at that cave And your feelin' kinda' brave. Go to bed you'll be alright (Don't mine at night) There's nothing that is gonna' change If you just wait until the day Zombie wanna' eat your brains (Don't mine at night) I know it's me your gonna' thank Make a bed it's not too late 3 wool and 3 wooden planks (Don't mine at night) How many times I have to say Drop the pick and walk away-a Woah Don't mine at night (don't mine at night) Don't mine at night (don't mine at night) D-O-N-T M-I-N-E x4 I know your lookin' at that cave And your feelin' kinda' brave. Go to bed you'll b

when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Fac

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my boyfriend and I need to have a photo shoot and I need him to get a good night of sleep to look flawless for my ig

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.