It is in the opinion of Samuel Karlin, who will henceforth will be called the Petitioner, that Nicole Meier, who will henceforth be called the Petitioned, has abused the rights and privileges of Facebook in regards to digital images and media of her canine, Peaches. As subject to current Facebook policy, all Facebook Friends of the Petitioned are exposed to her posted images of Peaches and cannot make it so that such images are hidden from News Feed view without unsubscribing from the Petitioned altogether. In the opinion of the Petitioner, rights and privileges of Facebook users are being violated by the Petitioned, specifically, causing canine overexposure, which causes sentimental feelings and thoughts, unsuccumbing to the serious professional or student. This petition, with the necessary 100 signatures, requests an immediate halt to the Petitioned's Facebook actions and limit the Petitioned to up to, but no more than, one digital image or media post of Peaches a week. It it only through strict monitoring that the safety of the Petitioned's Facebook Friends can return. Please sign, and so help us God.

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