Friends, This is a desperate plea to anyone with an ounce of humanity to please, please help us to stop Chad from sucking so hard all the time. Please do your part by purchasing him some normal size jeans that do not have embroidery on the back. If you can't reach that deep into your pockets in this time of need, maybe just hide one of his ridiculous beanie hats with the little brim – at least so that he doesn't wear it out while hitting on 20 year old waitresses. We can all do our part. We're begging you, please, help us stop this tragedy.