It has come to our collective attention that there is a distraction here at the 420 office.

A distraction from work, from peace of mind, from enjoying life to the fullest.

It comes in the form of a head. Mr. Steve Wright's head. Or even more precisely, his luscious black locks.

These locks of hindrance have brought specific strife to one employee in particular, Ms. Ryleigh Escoboza.

We've brought this concern to HR (Human Resources) and have been given a compromise.

We need a mere 5 signatures to have Mr. Wright shave his hair that causes so much interruptions on the daily.

Please, consider helping our cause. And make the workplace a focused atmosphere.