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Stop Parker Lautensleger From Listening To The Scott Walker/SunnO))) Collaboration, etc

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Parker has gone too far this time. When not littering Facebook with his peculiar brand of self-effacing "humor", he's working with homeless people at DESC shelters all over the Seattle metro area. Sure, that sounds like a laudable endeavor, but what he's not telling you is he's a mole, using his job to gather recon on his clients. He will then abduct a few that are closest to peak physical shape at a time and drop them upon a tiny private island in the San Juans, where he and his sadistic buddies go to hunt the most dangerous game: MAN


Sure, I may not have evidence to back up my claims...sure, the SPD might be in Parker's pocket... but we can still hit him where it hurts. As of 5:59pm PST this evening, he stated that he "really wants to hear these records" in a discussion about "Soused", the new collaboration between 60's pop icon/avant septuagenarian Scott Walker and drone bros SUNNO))), as well as the new LP from Copenhagen bad boys Iceage, titled "Plowing Into The Fields Of Love". It's time to stand up to Parker once and for all and say NO MORE. Buy up all the LPs at the record store before he can get there, ban him from iTunes, Spotify and YouTube, report 3rd party sharing files...do whatever it takes to stop him from hearing these musical marvels!!!

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