Tired of seeing petition after petition that you know simply will do NO good at all? Tired of repeated petitions for issues like Public Nose Picking? Tired of people who don't have the brains to simply LINK you to the appropriate contact e-mail address or phone number to complain in a way that might make a small impact?

Sign now! We'll forward to absolutely no one who will pay attention, just like most of the others, and we'll toss in a "no public nose picking" statement for good measure while we're at it!
The insanity must end! Sign today or you'll have bad luck for seven years or a herd of rabid sheep will invade your living room or something like that.