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stop jacob sartorius

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Aimee
10 years ago

Jacob Sartjebzorius (I'm not bothering to remember his last name) should be sacrificed to Satan

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Cassandra
10 years ago

I HATE JACOB SAGGYTITS. I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STOP HIM.

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Zellii
10 years ago

Tru

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Milena
10 years ago

I am repulsed. I loved life and the interned, now I can't stay physically and mentally alive without chugging bleach and shoving active electrical cords in baths as cold as my soul when I scroll through my once wonderful feed and see Jacob Sartohmygodno. He needs to be stopped before all of our meme loving innocent selves start developing stage 5 cancer.

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Chance Ray
10 years ago

Jacob tricopturois has caused me to go blind after bleaching my eyes the other thing to cure me was memes but we have troblue finding the memes due to overload of this 5 year old on our feed. This gotta stop

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Anonymous
10 years ago

He is cancer.

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kate
10 years ago

#stopjacobsaggytits

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Marcia
10 years ago

I hate musical.ly sm

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Loo loo sartorial whoever
10 years ago

I just want a bright future

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Wbumulti
10 years ago

YES! GLAD THIS IS A THING

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Bredbin Uranus
10 years ago

He makes me want to commit

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Aubrey
10 years ago

Omg why is this so accurate and not already at 20,000

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Brendon Urie
10 years ago

I'm glad you've taken notice of this situation and realised that he needs to stopped immediately. Personally, seeing him on my Instagram feed has made my forehead shrink two sizes and this shouldn't be allowed.

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ella
10 years ago

he is taking over my family. they are all beginning to join his following. i am of the few uninfected remaining. this insanity must cease

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jenny
10 years ago

I never sign petitions but this one I must

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sophiee
10 years ago

i agree

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alia is lit
10 years ago

i am touched

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alaina
10 years ago

nope good bye

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Rachel
10 years ago

I don't like Jacob he's not even cute

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Anonymous
10 years ago

yes pls