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stop jacob sartorius

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Harambe
10 years ago

I harambe from the heavens, belive that this cancer is more than the reason I was shot. Please end the suffering.

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Diana French
10 years ago

He needs to be stopped

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tskin
10 years ago

boiii

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Craine
10 years ago

Cancer is one of the worlds biggest problems. But Jacob Satorius is a larger problem. That should say enough.

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Get Jacob Off The Streets
10 years ago

He needs to GO

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Steven
10 years ago

jacob is like caillou, he doesn't have progeria, he just plainly sucks. his new song is a miss and will never be a hit. I hope he dies

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Emily
10 years ago

We must stop Jacob!

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Jasleen
10 years ago

It pains me that people think its okay to spread torture like this. If we don't stop jacob saggytits we may never get our freedom! Can someone please save me from this as it is giving me anxiety. Hes everywhere, hes in your bed, hes in your phone, hes in your nightmares.

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Jackson Lile
10 years ago

Jacob must be stopped! #StopJacob2k16

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Aidan Shah
10 years ago

I know plenty of more talented people his age who can't spread his cancerous diseases. We need to stop Jacob Fatorius and his annoying fan girls and send them all to 'tutering'

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Keah
10 years ago

#stopjacob2k16

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Clorox Bleach
10 years ago

I was looking forward to a good childhood, but you ruined it for me. Thanks Jacob!

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Jacob sartorius
10 years ago

I hate myself.

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Particular Purple Pineapple
10 years ago

ROLF IS RUINING OUR LIVES!!! THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

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Anon
10 years ago Featured

Rolf's constant, cancerous and sickening online presence has disgusted and horrified me and others like me ever since the fateful day when Rolf Jacob Sartorius began contaminating the Internet. By signing this petition, I hope that we can finally stop him and his ridiculous cringey-ness.

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Batman
10 years ago

I am Batman

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Jacob's Mother
10 years ago

The AIDS is real...

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kiersten
10 years ago

He is a fag, his name is Jacob Fagtorious

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Daisy
10 years ago

Help spread awareness

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Kevin
10 years ago

Jacob sartorius is a leech to all of the hard working viners