I have been his friend and collaborator for years and he needs to see this petition and heed it's advice. Steve the broom keeps me up at night! Straighten the frickin broom!
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George
10 years ago
I can't believe he would allow such a gross form of injustice continue. Free the blue broom!
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Adam Aston
10 years ago
I think the Broom is the dildo his wife uses on him. However, straighten the damn thing Steve, you dishevelled, unkempt ballbag......& disinfect it too. Smeg Shives.
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James masker
10 years ago
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I don't know why Steve shives blocked me on Twitter even though we have never spoken but I do feel like he should either stand up his broom straight or just move it out of frame.
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Fiona
10 years ago
I believe in a future world where all brooms no matter what they sexually identity as can stand proud and tall.
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Bekki
10 years ago
#BroomsLivesMatter
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Owen McNulty
10 years ago
Poor broom.
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KEY SHA
10 years ago
stop the broom torture
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David Laughlin
10 years ago
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It's time for Steve to do the right thing, and that means ensuring a right angle between the broom handle and the floor.
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AdSpaced
10 years ago
You guuuuys... That's broomist....
You're being broomist you, you... broomists.
You don't understand the plight of the angled broom community.
This poor broom doesn't want to conform to hetero-broom-normative stereotypes. We should respect its chosen identity as trans-angled. Who are we to judge....
Sigh... Straighten up that broom Shives, you sad excuse for a human being.
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Maria bereza
10 years ago
The broom is as straight as Steve's spine.
It bothers me.
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Bill Tsororos
10 years ago
There is nothing sadder than a man without a straight broom. His wife must be dissatisfied with him.
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Gerhard Albrecht
10 years ago
It has to be fixed.
It simply has to!!!
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Abdul Rahman
10 years ago
That broom has been giving my Obsessive–compulsive disorder a real trip. Straighten your broom or we will make another petition to reinstate crucifixion, and we will nominate you to be the first person to indulge on the cross.
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Jon Snow
10 years ago
Unexeptable behavior, expect a lawsuit soon
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Alex Leon
10 years ago
I am a fat brown man.
Worship me Steve.
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Stephan Dreyer
10 years ago
For the love of god, just straighten it!
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Peter Holiday
10 years ago
That broom is not straight. It should go back into the closet.
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Ed Draper
10 years ago
Why is it blue? Is it trying to be a mop? Do brooms have genders? I think it needs its own restroom. Rape!!
This issue must be solved, you have my signature.
I have been his friend and collaborator for years and he needs to see this petition and heed it's advice. Steve the broom keeps me up at night! Straighten the frickin broom!
I can't believe he would allow such a gross form of injustice continue. Free the blue broom!
I think the Broom is the dildo his wife uses on him. However, straighten the damn thing Steve, you dishevelled, unkempt ballbag......& disinfect it too. Smeg Shives.
I don't know why Steve shives blocked me on Twitter even though we have never spoken but I do feel like he should either stand up his broom straight or just move it out of frame.
I believe in a future world where all brooms no matter what they sexually identity as can stand proud and tall.
#BroomsLivesMatter
Poor broom.
stop the broom torture
It's time for Steve to do the right thing, and that means ensuring a right angle between the broom handle and the floor.
You guuuuys... That's broomist.... You're being broomist you, you... broomists. You don't understand the plight of the angled broom community. This poor broom doesn't want to conform to hetero-broom-normative stereotypes. We should respect its chosen identity as trans-angled. Who are we to judge.... Sigh... Straighten up that broom Shives, you sad excuse for a human being.
The broom is as straight as Steve's spine. It bothers me.
There is nothing sadder than a man without a straight broom. His wife must be dissatisfied with him.
It has to be fixed. It simply has to!!!
That broom has been giving my Obsessive–compulsive disorder a real trip. Straighten your broom or we will make another petition to reinstate crucifixion, and we will nominate you to be the first person to indulge on the cross.
Unexeptable behavior, expect a lawsuit soon
I am a fat brown man. Worship me Steve.
For the love of god, just straighten it!
That broom is not straight. It should go back into the closet.
Why is it blue? Is it trying to be a mop? Do brooms have genders? I think it needs its own restroom. Rape!!