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Steve Shives Must Straighten His Broom

130 Comments

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andreas
10 years ago

This issue must be solved, you have my signature.

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Jason Harding
10 years ago

I have been his friend and collaborator for years and he needs to see this petition and heed it's advice. Steve the broom keeps me up at night! Straighten the frickin broom!

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George
10 years ago

I can't believe he would allow such a gross form of injustice continue. Free the blue broom!

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Adam Aston
10 years ago

I think the Broom is the dildo his wife uses on him. However, straighten the damn thing Steve, you dishevelled, unkempt ballbag......& disinfect it too. Smeg Shives.

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James masker
10 years ago Featured

I don't know why Steve shives blocked me on Twitter even though we have never spoken but I do feel like he should either stand up his broom straight or just move it out of frame.

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Fiona
10 years ago

I believe in a future world where all brooms no matter what they sexually identity as can stand proud and tall.

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Bekki
10 years ago

#BroomsLivesMatter

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Owen McNulty
10 years ago

Poor broom.

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KEY SHA
10 years ago

stop the broom torture

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David Laughlin
10 years ago Featured

It's time for Steve to do the right thing, and that means ensuring a right angle between the broom handle and the floor.

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AdSpaced
10 years ago

You guuuuys... That's broomist.... You're being broomist you, you... broomists. You don't understand the plight of the angled broom community. This poor broom doesn't want to conform to hetero-broom-normative stereotypes. We should respect its chosen identity as trans-angled. Who are we to judge.... Sigh... Straighten up that broom Shives, you sad excuse for a human being.

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Maria bereza
10 years ago

The broom is as straight as Steve's spine. It bothers me.

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Bill Tsororos
10 years ago

There is nothing sadder than a man without a straight broom. His wife must be dissatisfied with him.

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Gerhard Albrecht
10 years ago

It has to be fixed. It simply has to!!!

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Abdul Rahman
10 years ago

That broom has been giving my Obsessive–compulsive disorder a real trip. Straighten your broom or we will make another petition to reinstate crucifixion, and we will nominate you to be the first person to indulge on the cross.

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Jon Snow
10 years ago

Unexeptable behavior, expect a lawsuit soon

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Alex Leon
10 years ago

I am a fat brown man. Worship me Steve.

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Stephan Dreyer
10 years ago

For the love of god, just straighten it!

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Peter Holiday
10 years ago

That broom is not straight. It should go back into the closet.

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Ed Draper
10 years ago

Why is it blue? Is it trying to be a mop? Do brooms have genders? I think it needs its own restroom. Rape!!