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Steve Shives Must Straighten His Broom
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Steve Shives owns a broom. And yet it is never straight. It leans at an angle and detracts our attention from his brilliance and virtuousness. We stand as a united front who demand that Steve straighten this broom now.
We shall not rest until the angle of that broom is visually pleasing to us. Join the cause. #BroomAnglesMatter
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