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Sterchi Hills, say NO to rezoning land for Dollar General

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Duke
5 years ago

When my wife mouths off at me, I tell her: my PENIS will not tolerate insubordination!

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JOHNNY B HANDSOME
5 years ago

I'm a very special person. My time is precious!

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ENDICORE
5 years ago

I bought my wife a panty that said "LICK ME" on the v-a-g-i-n-a part! Tonight I sleep on the couch ☹️☹️☹️

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Phil
5 years ago

We live in a society where time is more important than god and family, and were overpowered by midgits and blind what's its--

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Armin
5 years ago

Midgits on P.C.P! I'm under attack by midgits on P.C.P!

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James
5 years ago

Somebody call the police. Some big guy I trying to bite somebody!

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Fekkish
5 years ago

I used my COVID-19 checks from the government to turn my kitchen into a S&M dungeon!

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Tcheky Karyo
5 years ago

My wife is dead. She was found in the bedroom, murdered, stabbed!

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Big Ed
5 years ago

I stubbed my toe! I can't go into work for the week!

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Jean
5 years ago

Im gonna teach you a lesson with my sword! EN GARDE!

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SAD
5 years ago

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
5 years ago

My daughter is such a FUUUUUCCKING pig! She use to wear 5XL panties. After I put her on a diet she now needs 6XL panties. The pig gained weight on a diet!

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OCHO
5 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I put a hot slice of pizza under my balls so I can burn them!

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STAR TREK
5 years ago

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of my PENIS! It's continuing mission, to seek out strange new V-A-G-I-N-A-S, to boldly go where no PENIS has gone before!

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Mr Prick
5 years ago

OY! Kevin Rodewald! My I.Q. is just so much higher than yours, I think of you as a PET!

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Domingo
5 years ago

My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.

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KaSnarely Retardly
5 years ago

I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!

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Fekkish
5 years ago

I asked my wife to open her v-a-g-i-n-a, so I can see the raw meat inside!

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Moesha
5 years ago

Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!

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Mr Nice
5 years ago

BUNCH OF PU$$IES! It's only a store! FUUUUUCCK YOU!