Hollywood big shots are searching for a sissy actor to star in the upcoming Captain America movie. Are we just going to sit by and let the left wing liberal media overlook the only true choice for the role I say, to H-E-double-hockey- sticks with finding an actor! Let's cast a true American hero. A man who exudes American values from every pore. A man who's not just a man. A man who's Stephen Colbert!
Stephen Colbert IS Captain America. So let's send a message to the Hollywood fat cats. Cast Stephen Colbert as Captain America and let freedom ring!
YES! Colbert is the only guy who actually gets it. Screw the other options!
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Mike Ramos
18 years ago
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This would be the greatest movie ever made. Seriously imagine him throwing the shield while doing his report segment. Hollywood needs to listen for once.
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Hollywood big shots are searching for a sissy actor to star in the upcoming Captain America movie. Are we just going to sit by and let the left wing liberal media overlook the only true choice for the role I say, to H-E-double-hockey- sticks with finding an actor! Let's cast a true American hero. A man who exudes American values from every pore. A man who's not just a man. A man who's Stephen Colbert!
Stephen Colbert IS Captain America. So let's send a message to the Hollywood fat cats. Cast Stephen Colbert as Captain America and let freedom ring!
YES! Colbert is the only guy who actually gets it. Screw the other options!
M
Mike Ramos
18 years ago
Featured
This would be the greatest movie ever made. Seriously imagine him throwing the shield while doing his report segment. Hollywood needs to listen for once.
YES! Colbert is the only guy who actually gets it. Screw the other options!