This is to stop the Debauchery of stealing umbrellas and to end the corruption of the Umbrella Punishment system. These crimes have gone on long enough and the guilty thief's need to be brought to justice. I believe in a country that you can leave an umbrella without fear of death. I have a dream of a day when Umbrellas can be safe from the cold hand of the debauchery of others. This is America rise up against these thieves's and let them be brought to Justice!!!!!!!!