Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

Offer no opposition to the COVID-19 vaccination shot, or you'll be nullified!

Offer no opposition to the 2020 election results or you'll be nullified!

Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!

Im going to extract the nanoprobes from my bloodstream for the bio-genic weapon I'm building. I'm going to assimilate the human race.

I intend on detonating a bio-genic weapon in Earth's atmosphere! It would infect all lifeforms with NANOPROBE viruses. I want to turn the human race into Borg drones!

How shameful this mandate is to those who have willingly volunteered to defend this country! Stop this mandate immediately!

You have no right or authority to impose dangerous medical procedures on any American especially those who serve our country.

For my high school science project, I just did a LOUD WET FART! Teacher gave me a total zero. Why?

20 years ago, there was a band of desperados, led by an ALBINO. They raided Shriners hospital, stealing the children's surgery money. The desperados were caught, but the ALBINO escaped ☹️☹️☹️

My ass is so sexy smelling, guys actually pay to smell my ass. I'm buying a new house with that money!

I have a sexy smelling ass! I smell the stool before I sit on it, no smell, then I smell the stool after I sit on it, I left a sweet and sexy cucumber melon butt smell on the stool!

My wife speeds around corners at 90 m.p.h! When I get out of the car, she says I look pale.

Why did the old man open the shop? A. To make money. B. To keep busy after the navy. C. His old business burned down.

A. To make money.

I asked aunt Debbie if she'd seen my yellow baby bl*nkey anywhere. She wiggled her butt! I opened up her leather pants and saw she put bl*nkey into her LEATHER THONG! Leather pants with her LEATHER THONG?! I'm getting horny. My baby bl*nkey is being pushed up aunt debbie's butt crack by her LEATHER THONG! All day long she walked around with bl*nkey being forged up her butt!

Tonya Jones comes over to do her work in my room. Tonya is wearing her sexy skin tight tan shorts as she sits on her stool. Her pink Hanes cheeky panty is hanging out. Tanya left the room! I'm sn*ffing the stool where her firm, skin tight butt sat, she left a sweet and sexy cucumber melon butt smell!

Which are you..... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT

Aunt Debbie got my yellow baby bl*nkey ready on her stool to sit on him. Aunt Debbie pulled her jeans down, she's wearing her sexist panty, her Maidenform lasting leopard panty! Bl*nkey twitched seeing her ass in sexy panty about to sit on him. Aunt Debbie sat on bl*nkey and completely crushed him. I see aunt debbie's sexy Maidenform lasting leopard panty on top of my bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny! Aunt debbie's firm ass in sexy leopard panty on my baby bl*nkey! Her sexy lotion butt smell is getting forged on bl*nkey!

You see this? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!

Everyone knows me from other ipetitions, I'm Seymour, I swipe my sexy aunt debbie's panties and thongs and use em as baby bl*Nikes! Last night I used aunt Debbie's blue ice-silk thong as my baby bl*nkey! I sucked my thumb as I snuggled and love aunt debbie's sexy, intimate, blue ice-silk thong as my baby bl*nkey! Her sexy lotion butt smell was still on the thong strap, it soothed me to sleep!