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When Rachel Reynolds from the price is right was sleeping on her stomach, I used her ass as a pillow. She was wearing her skin tight blue dress! I rested my face on her rock hard butt in her tight blue dress. Rachel Reynolds ass is such a sexy pillow. As I fell asleep on her ass, I breathed in her cantaloupe-melon and perfume butt smell!

Price is right model, Rachel Reynolds here! I'm wearing my dark blue thong with my skin tight dress. I like to be horny as I assimilate guy victims. I love it when I inject my assimilation tubules into their necks they jump and grab my ass. As I fill their bloodstream up with my nanoprobes they rub my sexy, firm ass!

Rachel Reynolds is really strong as a Borg drone. She grabbed me with her right arm made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I immediately grabbed her ass in her skin tight blue dress! As she injected her nanoprobes into I rubbed her firm shapely ass, I smelled my hands after rubbing her butt, smells like Rachel Reynolds cantaloupe-melon and perfume butt smell.

When I saw Rachel Reynolds from the price is right in her skin tight blue dress, I asked her to sit on my baby bl*nkey! She said yes! Rachel Reynolds butt was so shapely in her tight dress, bl*nkey twitched. Her dress crunched as she sat on bl*nkey. Rachel Reynolds completely crushed bl*nkey! I smell her cantaloupe-melon and perfume smell getting forged on bl*nkey. Rachel Reynolds firm, tight butt cheeks are on top of my bl*nkey! When she got up, bl*nkey was flat and had Reynolds butt wheel marks forged in him. Instead of smelling like detergent, bl*nkey now had Rachel Reynolds cantaloupe-melon and perfume smell on him. Sexy women have sexy smelling asses when they become Borg drones!

I tried to grab Rachel Reynolds ass, the model from price is right! I didn't know she was a Borg drone, she quickly overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, as I lost consciousness she helped me to the ground. When I woke up, I found myself in a Borg assimilation chamber! My obsession with touching Rachel Reynolds cost me my humanity, I'm becoming a drone! At least I have nanoprobes from Rachel Reynolds body in my body now. Farewell!

I can't set up my new PlayStation 5! I tried and tried, but failed. So I hit it with a sledgehammer, sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on. What the heck is going on with this thing?

Now that my newborn son is born, I'm going to replace his PARIETAL LOBE with a Borg cortical node, he'll have the brain of a machine!

What happens after Rachel Reynolds from Price is Right uses her assimilation tubules in her first two left hand fingers to inject nanoprobes into her victims?

Rachel Reynolds nanoprobes assimilates her victims blood, immune system and creates implants. Her victims brains are restructured so they can be linked to the collective. Rachel Reynolds then grafts her victims bodies in Borg body armor. They become drones☹️

My name is a fuuuuucking joke! DOS EQUIS?! Bastard kids won't stop asking if my brother's name is COORS LIGHT!

My wife is giving birth now! Oh, god, what if she gives birth to the next ADOLF HITLER or DONALD TRUMP?!

In case you wanted to know, I masturbate to my DAUGHTER'S panties!

Since my son doesn't support our beloved TRUMP, I starve him. I have locks on the refrigerator and food cabinets. We conservatives are dictators!

My husband, Brandon, wanted to stick his penis in my VAGIINA, but noticed the metal covering my VAGIINA. I told him it's a BORG IMPLANT, I was a drone. I can't have kids now.

I volunteered to be assimilated by Rachel Reynolds from Price is Right! She was wearing her skin tight leopard dress. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. My hands grabbed her ass, her boobs were firm, her apple hiney was shapely in her leopard dress. As her assimilation tubules made mean noises as they injected me, I smelled me hands after rubbing Rachel Reynolds butt, her butt smells like cantaloupe-melon and perfume. Sexy women have sexy smelling asses when they become Borg drones!

I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids won't even talk to me☹️

I use the AMERICAN FLAG as TOILET PAPER!

People think I'm weird cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.