K Kevin DeMarco 3 years ago My daughter, Amber wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
F Farmer Gimp 3 years ago When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI
D Dunst 3 years ago After my vocal cords were sliced, I had a voice box installed. It helps me make sounds!
C CARMINE GIOFAGGOT 3 years ago My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!!
H Horatio Caine 3 years ago I asked this guy if he was Ruussian Mafia, he sliced his throat with glass. I'm gonna throw up!
B BIMBO 3 years ago I Studied for my test! I gave my teacher my leopard thong and I got an A on my test!
K Kendra Wilkinson Baskett 3 years ago I visited my old home in Indianapolis and I told the owner to arrange the furniture the way I had it! She couldn't believe it!
M Mysterion 3 years ago I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!
M Mr Dirk 3 years ago Even when my wife goes to work, she wears tight pants that go up her butt crack. HARLET!
P PATRIOTIC AMERICAN 3 years ago I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even look at me!
My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!
My daughter, Amber wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--
When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI
I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!
After my vocal cords were sliced, I had a voice box installed. It helps me make sounds!
If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment.
I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower tonight!
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!!
I asked this guy if he was Ruussian Mafia, he sliced his throat with glass. I'm gonna throw up!
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
I Studied for my test! I gave my teacher my leopard thong and I got an A on my test!
I visited my old home in Indianapolis and I told the owner to arrange the furniture the way I had it! She couldn't believe it!
I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!
Even when my wife goes to work, she wears tight pants that go up her butt crack. HARLET!
General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.
I had to leave high school, I turned 40.
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even look at me!