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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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FATHER
3 years ago

My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!

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Kevin DeMarco
3 years ago

My daughter, Amber wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!

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SAD
3 years ago

I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--

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Farmer Gimp
3 years ago

When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI

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Republican Fagetti
3 years ago

I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!

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Dunst
3 years ago

After my vocal cords were sliced, I had a voice box installed. It helps me make sounds!

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CREIGHTON DUKE
3 years ago

If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment.

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Claudette
3 years ago

I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!

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JON VON JON
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower tonight!

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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago

My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!!

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Horatio Caine
3 years ago

I asked this guy if he was Ruussian Mafia, he sliced his throat with glass. I'm gonna throw up!

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Domingo
3 years ago

My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.

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GUY
3 years ago

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!

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BIMBO
3 years ago

I Studied for my test! I gave my teacher my leopard thong and I got an A on my test!

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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago

I visited my old home in Indianapolis and I told the owner to arrange the furniture the way I had it! She couldn't believe it!

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Mysterion
3 years ago

I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!

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Mr Dirk
3 years ago

Even when my wife goes to work, she wears tight pants that go up her butt crack. HARLET!

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Gottfried Johns
3 years ago

General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.

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BUBBA
3 years ago

I had to leave high school, I turned 40.

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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago

I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even look at me!