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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Harry Dick
4 years ago

My name is a fuuuuucking joke! HARRY DICK?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes☹️

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Frischman
4 years ago

Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!

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HANK
4 years ago

The voting machine keeps switching my votes! I'm getting ass-raped by this JAG OFF machine!

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Eileen Hatch
4 years ago

NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO HAVE A JAB!!! Except my VAGIINA!

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Eileen Hatch
4 years ago

NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO HAVE A JAB!!!!

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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago

I won my divorce case against my husband. Charley, give me all your money! I SAID GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!

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Robert Hitt
4 years ago

I was captured by the Debbie Boedeker Borg drone. As she assimilated me I licked her Borg abs, and then her VAGIINA in her rubber Borg body armor!

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Pamela Richardson
4 years ago

I love being a Borg drone, my body's been grafted in Borg body armor. It really shows off my curvy body and round apple honey. When I inject my assimilation tubules into men I overpower, they grab my ass! As I fill their veins up with my nanoprobes, they gag and rub my ass, my tubules go back into my fingers and I let my men victims fall to the ground, passive, unable to resist!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago

Them school kids are laughing at me! I'm gonna bring my GUN to their school!

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Phil
4 years ago

I got drunk. I called Martinez an ass hole. I said I didn't trust him no more.

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DUKE
4 years ago

My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS!

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De Lancie
4 years ago

No woman can order the mighty De Lancie around. SUBMIT!

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Hank
4 years ago

These trick or treaters bastard kids smashed my windshield because my candy got stolen by those other JAG OFF kids!

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Marcy VanDyke Cunt
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I'm bloated and my TITS are sore!

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Hank
4 years ago

These trick or treater bastard kids stomped on my foot and took my entire bowl of candy! I'm getting ass-raped by these JAG OFF kids!

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antoinette arden pushog
4 years ago

My VAGIINA is hungry for a blonde PENIS!

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Seymour
4 years ago

Today aunt Debbie sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her pink cheeky panty. I was getting so horny! Wish I could of been bl*nkey with aunt debbie's ass on me in her pink cheeky panty. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey. Her sexy lotion butt smell was all over bl*nkey, plus her butt cheek marks were forged in him. My bl*nkey is so lucky, being used as a cushion by aunt debbie's ass.

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED ☹️

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MAD
4 years ago

I'm gonna generate a polaran surge, I'm going to destroy the PARASITE you placed on our home!

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Musetta
4 years ago

Why would I want to destroy our home with that PARASITE. I didn't design the darn thing!