Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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STAR TREK
4 years ago
NCC-1701-ALBINO
NX-01-ALBINO
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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino
4 years ago
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn the human race into Borg drones.
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I bring her a hamburger and I ask her if she wants a HOT WEINER to go with that!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat.
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago
I hear voices in my head!
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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
4 years ago
I've been expelled from I.F.C. I use to be a Borg drone, when my boxing opponent went to lunch me, I quickly got out of the way and injected my assimilation tubules into his neck! He made a funny look and got weak, I helped him to the ground and my tubules went back into my fingers! They rang the bell and disqualified me. The medical watched his skin turn pale. Guess your not supposed to assimilate your boxing opponent!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have a HERNIA in my PENIS!
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Anonymous
4 years ago
No vax
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GIMP
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
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FATHER
4 years ago
My shiiit-kicking son and his scrotum sucking friend laughed when I bent over and accidentally did a loud wet fart☹️
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FATHER
4 years ago
My son got an A- on his report card. He is a bum! I expect ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!
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Jeri
4 years ago
The ship couldn't handle the warp core ejecting! We lost the deflector and shields. Hull integrity at 19%, the ship can't stop shaking!
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Garrett
4 years ago
Re-route life support! Hell, re-route everything we got left to the SEX COULDRON!!!
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Dan Hargett
4 years ago
Keep telling the truth! I'm a super FAAGGOT!
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Dan Hargett
4 years ago
Keep telling the TRUTH! The spiritual battle intensifies.
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife smacks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
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PROFESSOR OBVIOUS
4 years ago
According to my research, there's a lot of black people in Africa.
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R Keith Harris
4 years ago
I'm the inventor of the seven day underwear. Although, this pair I'm wearing is from a month ago!
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Clarence Turner
4 years ago
My nickname is LI'L FAAG!☹️
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WIFE
4 years ago
I found my husband's DONKEY PORN magazine collection! I shredded up those filthy, obscene, disgusting magazines. I'm thinking about taking my husband to therapy. Who would get turned on by those filthy magazines!
NCC-1701-ALBINO NX-01-ALBINO
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn the human race into Borg drones.
My wife sm*cks me when I bring her a hamburger and I ask her if she wants a HOT WEINER to go with that!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat.
I hear voices in my head!
I've been expelled from I.F.C. I use to be a Borg drone, when my boxing opponent went to lunch me, I quickly got out of the way and injected my assimilation tubules into his neck! He made a funny look and got weak, I helped him to the ground and my tubules went back into my fingers! They rang the bell and disqualified me. The medical watched his skin turn pale. Guess your not supposed to assimilate your boxing opponent!
In case you wanted to know, I have a HERNIA in my PENIS!
No vax
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
My shiiit-kicking son and his scrotum sucking friend laughed when I bent over and accidentally did a loud wet fart☹️
My son got an A- on his report card. He is a bum! I expect ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!
The ship couldn't handle the warp core ejecting! We lost the deflector and shields. Hull integrity at 19%, the ship can't stop shaking!
Re-route life support! Hell, re-route everything we got left to the SEX COULDRON!!!
Keep telling the truth! I'm a super FAAGGOT!
Keep telling the TRUTH! The spiritual battle intensifies.
My wife smacks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
According to my research, there's a lot of black people in Africa.
I'm the inventor of the seven day underwear. Although, this pair I'm wearing is from a month ago!
My nickname is LI'L FAAG!☹️
I found my husband's DONKEY PORN magazine collection! I shredded up those filthy, obscene, disgusting magazines. I'm thinking about taking my husband to therapy. Who would get turned on by those filthy magazines!