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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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PREHENSILE
4 years ago

I'm gonna GRAB your vagiina!

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George
4 years ago

My son has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared☹️

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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago

My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die, the old SKIN FLINT!

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Fekkish
4 years ago

We decorated our Christmas tree today! I use my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments, hanging from our tree!

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1995
4 years ago

MCMXCV

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Seymour
4 years ago

For my birthday present, Aunt Debbie will put my yellow baby bl*nkey in her butt lifting panty! Aunt Debbie put bl*nkey in the butt lifting panty and pulled him up! My bl*nkey is so lucky, he's in the butt pads of the butt lifting panty that push up aunt Debbie s sexy butt cheeks. I opened up aunt Debbie's butt lifting panty and saw my yellow baby bl*nkey in the butt pads going up her butt! All day long Aunt Debbie walked around with bl*nkey in the butt pads in her butt lifting panty, her sexy lotion butt smell forged my bl*nkey!

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Seymour
4 years ago

I couldn't save my yellow baby bl*nkey from Sharon Horrocks sitting on him. Sharon weighs 300 pounds and wears 6XL size thongs. Bl*nkey was so terrified of Sharon Horrocks butt of death in skin tight gray jeans sitting on him. Sharon has been sitting on bl*nkey for an hour, her poo smell is getting really bad on bl*nkey. Sharon never smiles. Her butt bulges off the chair, her thunder thighs are thick and my bl*nkey is completely crushed under Sharon Horrocks ass. When she got up, my bl*nkey gagged! Bl*nkey looks like squished gum from Sharon Horrocks 6XL butt cheeks, bl*nkey stinks like her poo smell. Sharon Horrocks ass killed my baby bl*nkey!

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Mahmoud Aziz
4 years ago

COVID-19 is killing ALBINO people! This is a holy time, BATANY!

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YELGRUN
4 years ago

I'm gonna alter history, to make America a communist country!

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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago

Im addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!

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TESTOSTERONE
4 years ago

The women love me!

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CAPTAIN
4 years ago

Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.

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Amanda Janiga Williams
4 years ago

My husband noticed the metal on my inner thighs. I told him they're Borg implants. I was a drone.

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Russ
4 years ago

When I was kidnapped by ALIEN THINGS, they did SEXUAL THINGS to me ☹️

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INDEPENDENCE DAY
4 years ago

A fighter pilot, a computer whiz, and others, fight back after 15 mile wide ships ZAP Earth's major cities.

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low! Now she's experimenting non me! She implanted nano-cortical fibers into my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell.

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Greg Newland
4 years ago

On my birthday, I was assimilated by Debbie Boedeker. She held me with her right arm, god was she strong, I couldn't fight back. I begged her not to assimilate me, but she made her left hand in a fist, and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I felt her boobs in her borg breast mound body armor against my back. I also rubbed her ass in her borg butt body armor as she injected her nanoprobes into me.

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Cyia
4 years ago

Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!

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Dunst
4 years ago

After my vocal cords were cut, I had a VOCAL ENHANCER put in. It helps me make sounds!

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HAPPY
4 years ago

I created my own television network! It's called-- Taste In Television Services We have shows mostly about BREASTS!