Sophie, it's me, you. I've come back from the future to tell you that you HAVE to stay in Iowa. I don't have much time to explain why, but also be sure to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks the future depends on i-
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Tom Hanks
6 years ago
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It's me, Tom Hanks. You may know me for my role in You've Got Mail, and that's it. I'm reaching out to you via this petition to ask you to remain within these United States.
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Tommy Balboa
6 years ago
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It is I, Tommy Balboa himself. I declare that you MUST remain in the United States for the remainder of the semester.
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Soph's Real Dad
6 years ago
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Sophie this is your real father. Don't listen to those imposters. Stay in Iowa, it's much safer than here in the UK
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Hayley Golden
6 years ago
Plz don’t leave :,(
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Alex Klein
6 years ago
Don't go. We need you here more.
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Amanda
6 years ago
Don’t let her leave
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Not Brock
6 years ago
I'll fake as many identities as I have to for this
Plz don't leave I need residents :(((
Sophhhhhh plzzzzz stay in the USA
Sophie, it's me, you. I've come back from the future to tell you that you HAVE to stay in Iowa. I don't have much time to explain why, but also be sure to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks the future depends on i-
It's me, Tom Hanks. You may know me for my role in You've Got Mail, and that's it. I'm reaching out to you via this petition to ask you to remain within these United States.
It is I, Tommy Balboa himself. I declare that you MUST remain in the United States for the remainder of the semester.
Sophie this is your real father. Don't listen to those imposters. Stay in Iowa, it's much safer than here in the UK
Plz don’t leave :,(
Don't go. We need you here more.
Don’t let her leave
I'll fake as many identities as I have to for this
Please stay
Don’t leave