As you stumble out of Fondren Library after a disgusting amount of time completing homework due a week ago, all you desire at that moment is some TLC. The combination of three large cups of coffee and your general sleep deprivation has left you in a state of complete disarray. You live in the dorms or on Rosedale or somewhere in Uptown, but right now all you want in this world is a FAT chicken and steak (or not if your a vegetarian) burrito with guacamole. It amazes you that with the absurd number of fountains and never-ending construction here, no campus Chipotle has been unearthed with a glutenous budget clearly not funding our football team. Simply put, something must be done to undo this injustice. That's where you come in.

Sign this petition to support Southern Methodist University's own on-campus Chipotle (not Digg's or Moe's or other impersonators) that will be operated and maintained by our Dining Service Office of Operations. Share this with your friends, fraternity brothers, sorority sisters, teammates, classmates, roommates, parents, the girl who sits next to you in that one class, and that one guy you think is cute. EVERYONE. I'M SERIOUS. I cannot promise that our future Chipotle won't charge extra for guac, but I can promise you'll be a part of our future Chipotle.