
The Great Slurpie Campaign
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We, the undersigned, demand that a Slurpie Machine be installed on every campus of Deakin University for the benefit of its students, staff and everyone else.
Benefits of a Slurpie Machine include:
- Increased mental concentration during university hours as a result of the sugar hit.
- Better sleep patterns during the sugar crash in the evening.
- Better social communication as students, staff and 'everyone else' bond over Slurpies on campus.
-Betterment of the students financial situation due to the lack of travel required to the nearest 7/11.
- A cold refreshment in increasingly warm weather.
- A better alternative to plastic bottles that clog up our waterways.
Sign your name and help demand Slurpie machines on Campus!
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