We, the undersigned, demand that a Slurpie Machine be installed on every campus of Deakin University for the benefit of its students, staff and everyone else.
Benefits of a Slurpie Machine include:
- Increased mental concentration during university hours as a result of the sugar hit. - Better sleep patterns during the sugar crash in the evening. - Better social communication as students, staff and 'everyone else' bond over Slurpies on campus. -Betterment of the students financial situation due to the lack of travel required to the nearest 7/11. - A cold refreshment in increasingly warm weather. - A better alternative to plastic bottles that clog up our waterways.
Sign your name and help demand Slurpie machines on Campus!
We, the undersigned, demand that a Slurpie Machine be installed on every campus of Deakin University for the benefit of its students, staff and everyone else.
Benefits of a Slurpie Machine include:
- Increased mental concentration during university hours as a result of the sugar hit. - Better sleep patterns during the sugar crash in the evening. - Better social communication as students, staff and 'everyone else' bond over Slurpies on campus. -Betterment of the students financial situation due to the lack of travel required to the nearest 7/11. - A cold refreshment in increasingly warm weather. - A better alternative to plastic bottles that clog up our waterways.
Sign your name and help demand Slurpie machines on Campus!
YES PLZ. walking all the way to 7/11 in this heat is the worst. need a blue heaven slushie right now!!!!