We who have signed this petition have had enough of these FAKE FANS masquarading as REAL FANS with their tricks to trick Sega into denying the truth of our beloved porcupine plushies! We, the TRUE FANS THAT FAN THINGS, hereby declare that if Sonic Team does not make SILVER THE WEREFROG, our favoritest character ever, playable in Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I, then we shall cry like little whining whiners and then buy the game anyway! Yeah! That'll show 'em!