Sign petition to have Tatu City SEZ License Revoked!
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Peter Karoki
3 years ago
PS Also need you to make the usual Kiambu county “donation” so we can add a few more floors on Lifestyle Heights. No one will notice!
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Peter Karoki
3 years ago
Thank you, Kilemi. I also need to send some cash to Mathew Karanja at Mediamax. You remember he’s the one who plants our fake stories so people think we’re a great developer? Send him 200k
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EVELYN KATHAMBI KILEMI
3 years ago
That’s easy, Peter. We’ll sort it out for you. Just leave the cash in the usual place.
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Peter Karoki
3 years ago
Girls, I need some help. I bribed the Special Economic Zones Authority to get this SEZ license, but I don’t know what to do with it. Actually, I got mixed up. I thought it was a SEX license!! Anyway, who do I have to pay?
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EVELYN KATHAMBI KILEMI
3 years ago
Hi Peter! Kilemi here, Naomi’s partner. We so appreciate your custom.
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Peter Karoki
3 years ago
Naomi – you are such a great supporter of Lifestyle Heights. You did excellent work on the setup of Home Bridge so I never pay taxes and collect all the service charges I want from my Lifestyle Heights buyers. You created an excellent lifestyle for me!
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Naomi ONGAYO
3 years ago
Peter! We are always here to help with you tax dodging and bribery! We are your trusted long term advisors. We are seeking other crooked clients as well. Here’s my bio:
With ten (10) years’ experience in conveyancing and bank securities, Naomi is the head of the Conveyancing and Intellectual Property Department at Naomi & Kilemi Advocates. She is passionate about land grabbing and the evolving realm of real estate skullduggery. Her main focus is on crooked real estate developments and has been involved in numerous residential and commercial estate development transactions that have failed.
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Evans Otieno Onyango
3 years ago
We must sign this thing
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Peter Murage Karoki
3 years ago
Lifestyle Heights steals service charges from its residents, and then I drink all the money every Friday!
PS Also need you to make the usual Kiambu county “donation” so we can add a few more floors on Lifestyle Heights. No one will notice!
Thank you, Kilemi. I also need to send some cash to Mathew Karanja at Mediamax. You remember he’s the one who plants our fake stories so people think we’re a great developer? Send him 200k
That’s easy, Peter. We’ll sort it out for you. Just leave the cash in the usual place.
Girls, I need some help. I bribed the Special Economic Zones Authority to get this SEZ license, but I don’t know what to do with it. Actually, I got mixed up. I thought it was a SEX license!! Anyway, who do I have to pay?
Hi Peter! Kilemi here, Naomi’s partner. We so appreciate your custom.
Naomi – you are such a great supporter of Lifestyle Heights. You did excellent work on the setup of Home Bridge so I never pay taxes and collect all the service charges I want from my Lifestyle Heights buyers. You created an excellent lifestyle for me!
Peter! We are always here to help with you tax dodging and bribery! We are your trusted long term advisors. We are seeking other crooked clients as well. Here’s my bio: With ten (10) years’ experience in conveyancing and bank securities, Naomi is the head of the Conveyancing and Intellectual Property Department at Naomi & Kilemi Advocates. She is passionate about land grabbing and the evolving realm of real estate skullduggery. Her main focus is on crooked real estate developments and has been involved in numerous residential and commercial estate development transactions that have failed.
We must sign this thing
Lifestyle Heights steals service charges from its residents, and then I drink all the money every Friday!
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